Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Art of Flirtation

First word:
During the progress to achieve true love ( which dude wants
fake also ok), the wooing part is very important (eventhough
 it's not 100% to decide the success) 
. Normally,Males are quite bad at communication compared to 
Females, however Males still carry out a very great mission 
commonly called :" Wooing".
Many borthers have good conditions to succeed such as : rich,
 goodlooking, smart, however very noob at  defeating target.
Also there are many dudes look very the "sohai" and "nerdy"
and don't have those good conditions of pocket but still can win 
many "lenglui's heart". Why ? a very simple reason is Brothers 
woo wrongly and therefore today AT will help Brothers out, tell
 Brotherssome right and easy ways to woo girls, after this session 
AT sure that Brothers will have more confidence to win "lenglui's heart". 
These ways are the combination of experience of many PROs to help
thoseBrothers have problem about flirtation to improve skills 
and ability.
Note: in order to help brothers understand the lession deeply, AT has used some very unique vocabulary brothers might not understand them but don't worry there will be explaination at the end the session.
OK ! enough for the crap, let's start the lesssion:

GOLDEN RULES:


  - Keep your style: hmm, this seems very easy but not what Brothers think though. In fact,
most of the Brothers don't exactly ensure and know your style. Smart educated dude but likes to act cool, quite one likes to act "rocky, hippy" all concluded in one word :"Pui". Actually Brothers no need to change your own style ( such as dressing, talking, walking... ). Many dudes
like to act like some movie stars, frankly to say look damn "sohai la" very "banana" acting fool for other to see only. Shouldn't do that.
  -Polite, Gallant, simply say is good behaviors. But be aware, don't lose your style. That says very easy but hard to do. There are many Brother copy from movies, acting like Hong Kong movies :"Oops ! your purse droped, let me help" or " is this chair too hard for you, let me call the waitor change for you, OK? " ... all are very lousy. Simply, Brothers just should avoid those acting ,too flowery talk, and dont be so captious .
  -Smile right. Yeah right, talking to a dude who always has a "father die face" except when got money given or else no one will feel comfortable. On the other hand, talking to
a dude always smile as lame as monkey is even worse just like an eyesore.
  -Talk right. Hey! Hey! this is the most important, Brothers should take note this and practice hard.
  -Concern right. Brothers should do it right otherwise our ladies will judge us as too curious men. That will be very not nice.
 
 Action:
   *
After completing learn the theory, now is about action. Generally speaking, Brothers no need to sanctify Wooing down a hot lady. In fact, Wooing a girl is just about your talking, behavior. And 
therefore Brothers should learn to twitter more. Twitter right so later Brothers can react in any situations our 
ladies may attempt to test you.
  
 -Step 1: Prepare
Wooing a hot fresh lady is also like you fight the battle. If you don't prepare carefully, you will be lost points of trust, the opponent will have the defendsive minded for you then that will be very hard to attack in future. Must prepare well, Brothers just need to remember that at the first place.
 
  - Communication skill: (talking skill) of course if brothers don't have this skill, it will be a very tough journey for brothers to go to our ladies's hearts. Ah, for those dudes already win our ladies's hearts at the first eye contact please go away from this lesson. Here we just talk about those Brothers who have difficulty in talking or even being disliked
by our hot babies. To train twittering, Brothers need partners to help. According to our research, the anties sell fish at market have the 
best ability in talking. Brothers just need to see those anties, try to not pay them and argue with these anties, AT promise with Brothers that 1 month Brothers' communication skill will be an advance even comparable 
to lawyers. Or another way is our brothers just try to cross red traffic light when the pigeon is there. When the pigeon attempts to give brothers some fine, brothers just argue with those pigeons. Just train like 
this for few weeks until the pigeons don't dare fine brothers then meaning brothers already succeed.

-Style and behavior:
a dude twitters like bird but walking like "keow teo" behave like a nerd 
is just like an eyesore in our beautiful angels eyes. Brothers should choose your own style and maintain it. Make sure the style is unique. Brothers should learn how 
to walk properly to impress the target. Always remember to walk straight, impressive to show the power of a man.
If any brothers have problem about walking, no need to worry, here is the tip: Brothers just practice this way: pee on the road or on the trees every day, first that will be very embarrassing
but this will train brothers confidence and standing like a hero.  Of course there will be many people enjoy watching this impressive senario
what brothers can do is just to give them a bullet eye, for sure they don't dare to disturb brothers.
Next is to train movements. Make them firm and strong. Of course brothers will ask : " do gym right sir AT?". Do gym is good make body big and strong but not enough. To make it perfect, brothers just need to go to those army highschool, choose some big guys studens while they having break, drinking some coke, brothers just run straight to them give them some big slaps for AT. If not enough, brothers can go to find some soldiers, give them some swear word, then practice martial art with them, trust me sure you become one of the hero of the year. Girls will fall for you whereever you go.

Finished session one, please wait for session two to release next week
" Choose Target"
Vocabulary:
     Banana: noob, over-reacting, sohai.
     Pigeon: traffic police